So I'd intended to blog today about self help for aching shoulders and neck, but I got side-tracked by YouTube.
About a year ago I blogged about robots doing the work of massage therapists. I've now come to realise that there's no hope.
Google, owner of YouTube, and the biggest, brightest & best, with all of its investment in Artificial Intelligence and Robots autogenerates subtitles for YouTube videos.
I turned on subtitles for an earlier video that I made on the subject of self-help for aching shoulders and back, and found:
"Hi, I’m daydreaming delusions..."
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"backstretch restock gay strategy..."
If you've got 1½ mins to spare, then check out the video below...
BUT BEFORE YOU DO, make sure that you turn on the subtitles.
It's the subtitles that are the killer.
The pic below shows you how to turn on subtitles if you don't know how, the next image is a link to the video itelf.
(All is explained below the video).
Seriously, if you have 90 seconds, it's worth a watch with the subtitles on:
Here's a side by side comparision - a transcript of the YouTube subtitles next to what I actually said. Personally, I prefer Google's version. It's a hell of a lot more entertaining:
Hi, I’m daydreaming delusions
|Hi, I'm Dave Wheeler from DW Sports Massage|
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and this week I’m going to be sharing with you some tips for stretching out
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the sore area that you get at the top
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of your shoulders, the back of your neck.
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Today we’re going to start off with a really simple stretch that
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you can do anywhere – on the train, in the office or at home;
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and it’s really very simple.
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the area that feels tender – for me, it’s kinda there -
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and then move your head diagonally downwards
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Once you’ve found the right place allow your head to sink down a little bit further;
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now hold that position for 20 seconds. Count to 20. It’s really important
you you need to stretch for 20 seconds.
that you leave the stretch for 20 seconds.
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those tender, sore areas. Thanks for watching.
It seems that, no matter how much money you throw at AI, we're a long way from being able to understand speech.
Robots being able to massage? Nah!